Her voice is echoed in my mind
I count the days till she is mine 
I can't tell my friends cause they will laugh 
I love a member of the staff 
And I fight my way to front of class 
To get the best view of her ass 
I drop the pencil on the floor 
She bends down and shows me more,

That's what I go to school for 
Even know it is a real bore 
You can call me crazy 
I know that she craves me 
That's what I go to school for 
Even know it is a real bore 
Girlfriends I've had plenty 
None like Miss MacKenzie 
That's what I go to school for 
That's what I go to school for 

One day when I came home at lunchtime
I heard a funny noise
Went out to the back yard to find out if it was 
One of those rowdy boys
Stood there was my neighbour called Peter
And a Flux Capacitor

He told me he built a time machine
Like the one in the film I've seen
Yeah yeah... he said...

I've been to the Year 3000,
Not much has changed but they lived under water,
And your great, great, great grand daughter,
Is pretty fine (she's pretty fine)

I took a trip to the Year 3000
This song had gone multi-platinum
Everybody brought our 7th album

Since the day you dissed me 
I'm feeling so pathetic
cos the guys... well they've ditched me
and its all because of...

you and your friends are laughing at me now
you think that i'm nothing
ask your sister what you're missing!

I asked you to dance at the disco
But you said No!
The whole world was watching and laughing
On the day that i crashed and burned...
At your feet!

Maybe you think that you're too good for me
Tonight when you get home you're gonna see
I know, i've got something better than you baby

na na na na na na na na na na...etc.

I asked you to dance at the disco
But you said No!
The whole world was watching and laughing
On the day
I asked you to dance at the disco
But you said No!
The whole world was watching and laughing
On the day that i crashed and burned...
At your feet.
It had outsold Michael Jackson