MATT SAYS:

Two words to describe James : Michael + Jackson

He is a sometimes weirdly obsessed fan of "The King Of Pop". There is probably never three hours have gone by since I've known him that his name has not cropped up.

James has recently discovered the power of premonition and insists that he's not making it up. So far he has only said that someone had got a new hair cut. He is a big fan of Jaffa Cakes. James is literally one in a million. You will never meet anyone like him. He picks his nose until it bleeds and loves M&M's.

CHARLIE SAYS:

Att JB!

I think James must be the only person I know that can go to bed at 10pm and get up at 4pm the following day. He also manages to make every toilet he goes into look like a sess pit and regularly manages to leave the water in the sink , and the lid off the toothpaste.

However, JB is undoubtedly going to be the next Max Martin as he seems to be able to rack out a tune every single day. Somehow he manages to make me piss myself with his Jim Carey impressions and is able to do an American accent better than most Americans.